Crash Bandicoot is the man!
This orange bandicoot has it all.
He has a girlfriend, a smart sis, and
moncho abs! And dang, can he spin.
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Aku Aku (a-KOO a-KOO)
Aku Aku is Crash's sidekick. He is like a
Grandfather to Crash. He takes all
the bad hits for for him, and he
has been every step of the way.
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Tawna
Wow, mama! Crash is one lucky guy!
Tawna is the prettiest bandicoot around,
and she is Crash's girlfriend. So, when
are you and Crash gettin' hitched, Tawna?
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Neo Cortex
N. Cortex is the arch enemy of Crash,
and is the creator of Crash too! He is
a very evil person, and will do anything
to stop Crash. He will do anything to
grow his hair also. Here is some
Rogaine, dude.
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Tiny Tiger
Tiny is the biggest, meanest
and strongest gladiator ever.
His name does not resemble him
and he has no stripes, but that
is what makes him cool.
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Papu Papu
This double bubble blubber belly
is the fatest and funniest character
of them all. With his rear hanging out
of his indian skirt, it is hard to believe
that he is one of the fastest in CTR.
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Dingodile
There was obviesly some thought put
into this character. He is a cross between
a croc and a dingo, and he carries one
dagum huge flamethrower! It takes more
than spinning against that, Crash.
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Ripper Roo
Ripper Roo has got to be the craziest
Character of them all. This little blue
kangaroo must have a laughtrack,
because he would be horse in minutes.
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Nitrus Brio
This guy is a scientist crazed man.
He always has a spare beaker, so watch
out! And no, I do not know how he makes
those boogers.
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Koala Kong
This big bad bear is one tough cookie!
Boy, does he work out. He first appeared
in Crash one, but I think he grew his
chest hair after that.
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N. Gin
N. Gin is the wierdest looking by far,
but that does not mean he is not cool.
He is half macanical and half...uh...
creature.
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Pinstripe
Pinstripe has to be the coolest boss
with his tommy gun and all. Every time
you get killed by him you just want to
say, "RATS!". He is a good looking rat
though.
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Uka Uka (OO-Ka OO-Ka)
Uka Uka is the Aku Aku's
evil twin brother. He and Aku Aku are
at war in Crash Bash to see which side
is better. With a team of baddies, he is
still out to capture the world. Whatever,
dude.
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These are two bad lizards! It sssssssseems that
they are dresssssed like some wierd king all
the time. Get a new wordrobe, dudes.
